Thursday, 31 March 2011

You.

I suck on Chyawanprash when I crave something. I haven't eaten a GRAIN of rice in four days. I can competently perform Yoga Meditation. I've had pigeons make orgasmic noises while staring at me performing said Yoga Meditation. I have a freestyle that would shame Michael Phillips.

You think I'm daunted by YOU?

Think again.
Please do.
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5 comments:

  1. Furree Katt1 April 2011 at 00:01

    what's a Chyawanprash? :O and why aren't you eating rice? girl gotta have her carbs, you know.

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  2. The Girl With The Blue Earring1 April 2011 at 08:48

    Chyawanprash is this black slightlysourslightlysweet thick gooey paste thing that most Indian kids grow up on. It's like, ayurvedic medicine, and it prevents coughs, colds, and other minor illnesses. I scoop up a HUGE SPOONFUL and lick it for hours. :P

    Haha Furree, you know about my naturopathy centre stint, right? I've been really unwell, and so I'm going there to completely detox. No carbs so that my system gets all the rest it needs. Next week I'm gonna be on a complete juice diet! :O

    I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK HERE AND COMMENTING!!!!!!!

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  3. Furree Katt2 April 2011 at 15:48

    OHHHH i know what it is, i think.

    I DO NOT KNOW ABOUT THAT. i mean i do, but not the details.

    yes yes i love you too much to stay away from you for long ♥

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  4. JD5 April 2011 at 10:44

    Am I just missing something, or is nobody really pointing out that it's Michael Phelps?
    And Chyawanprash is the shit! The tangy flavour stays for hours! xD

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  5. The Girl With The Blue Earring6 April 2011 at 18:30

    It's NOT MICHAEL PHELPS! It's ME! Well, a different side of me. God. Michael Phelps *dies*

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